There’s now a water park near my grandparents house. Everything is epic, except for this one slide that shoved my costume so far up my butt that it looked like my ass was eating toxic waste candy.
And my little cousin threw herself on this huge slide and ended up in crutches because she furiously jumped in it. And when she landed it shifted her hip bone.
I know it shouldn’t be funny. But while I was writing this post, she forgot she hurt herself and started running with the dog.
Two steps later, she was on the floor. We’re now both laughing at her fail.
-Lily
Typical 
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